Scene: Amelia holding her toy phone to her ear last night jabbering away.
Daddy: Who are you calling Amelia?
Amelia: I call Asher.
Daddy: Please don't start calling Asher.
Amelia: Ok, I call 'Ria (Ms. Maria from school.)
Scene: Talking to Papa after calling Asher and Maria.
Amelia: Hi Papa.
Papa: What are you doing Amelia?
Amelia: Pee pee, poo poo, pee pee, poo poo (Of which she was doing neither.)
12 hours ago