- "In exactly 45 minutes I will projectile vomit everywhere. It will come out both nostrils as well as my mouth."
- "The next outfit you put me in will also become covered in vomit in 5 minutes."
- "If you're wondering what that smell is, it's me."
Seriously, if she weren't so cute, she'd be for sale ASAP on Craig's List and Ebay.