What this onesie should have said...

I can think of several more appropriate sayings that should have been on this onesie like:

• "In exactly 45 minutes I will projectile vomit everywhere. It will come out both nostrils as well as my mouth."
• "The next outfit you put me in will also become covered in vomit in 5 minutes."
• "If you're wondering what that smell is, it's me."

Seriously, if she weren't so cute, she'd be for sale ASAP on Craig's List and Ebay.